Continental Knitting

So, is it just me or does it seem like Continental knitters are like real knitters and English Knitters are like wanna-be knitters. I wanna be a Continental knitter! Do I need to capitalize Continental every time? You know what? I'm going to not capitalize continental--take that. Anyway, I'm working on switching.

*Click on the title for a special video. Bonus: watch and wait for that scary dead animal around her neck to come to life and attack her in the face.