hair issues

I'm so almost 30. I have like a year and half left, and if I was ever going to have blue hair, now is like the time. Tick Effing Tock.

So, I decided to find a girlfriend who has a ton of money and lives in San Francisco and can take me to get my hair cut at some way too expensive place into choppy layers and get dark blue hair extensions.

I'd get a tattoo--it'd be easier, but I have no idea what to tattoo--nothing is possibly that important to me.

I think I'm just really bored.